Okay I am 100% wrong on Bambu Indah just being a swimming hole.

Wow is all I can say.

And  now I’m off to my 100th or so massages. Because why not when they are like $10.

And let’s also say it’s helping me calm down the waters of not being touched so to speak.

Oh that’s right…. we don’t talk about those things.

You know the thing that every human does while here on this planet?

The thing that we write songs about and learn to wonder why the hell no one is talking about it?

It’s a damn good thing my friends are so “okay” with this subject- we talk about “it” and the best way, the best, play and the best 50 shades of grey lol- I made a rhyme.

Naaa….Dan and I tried the whole leather whip thing once and we ended up laughing our asses off.

Brianna tells me to hold off on getting a scoot scoot ordered and to jump on with them.

That means her hunk of a boyfriend Justin all 6’3” along with Brianna and my curvaceous goodness are jumping on a scooter for one.

Why not? The Balinese get a whole family on one. In fact I saw a person have at least 40 dozen eggs balanced on either side so why can’t we make JWB (Justin, Wendy and Brianna) sausage McGriddle and go down the streets of Ubud?

Closest damn thing I’ve ever gotten to a menage a trois and well we get back to the first problem that is being remedied by the massage.

Oops I mean no problem, just a situation.

I teach the art of getting out of struggle, strategy and solution so that folks can step into a world outside of the “problem” structure we currently have built our lives around.

It creates a world of wonder and joy and beauty- instead of running around trying to fix everything.

My friend Jennie once visited Jamaica and wanted a wood item personalized with an engraving of a name like she’d seen on others. She told the store owner what name to engrave and 30 seconds later he brought out the personalized wood item- written in permanent marker right there on the item was her partners name exactly as described. When she mentioned that she wanted it engraved he said…” oh it’s no problem just a situation…”

So it’s just a situation.

After sweating my internal nuts off I arrived at putri bali salon for the third time this week (yes it’s a situation not a problem), and walk in to get my hot stone massage.

I’ve decided I am way too big of a baby for hot stones. I am pretty sure I jumped, grunted, and asked her to cool down the stones at least a dozen times.

But when they cooled….oh my. And one of the things I love most about massage is the theta state I reach.

In the last 45 minutes I recreated my whole business in less than 15 minutes, and learned about my eternal identity in the final 30.

Like jaw dropping, life changing understanding and integration.

I don’t know if I am ready to share this intimate experience because of how profound it was but here goes.

As I was laying there, I heard that familiar voice and started listening and answering internally. This time the voice asked, “who do you think you are talking to?”

Well why Wendy of course! My best friend!

The voice chuckled and said, think higher and bigger.

Oh it’s God!!

“Well, that is true but not the God you have been asked to pray to your whole life. I am God consciousness in you being expressed by you- you my friend are God.”

What the what…..

I was taught we could become gods in the next life if we checked the boxes in this one, but you mean right now?

“Yes, I am God being realized through you and by you because you are God consciousness or Christ consciousness. Everything is…it’s just another expression. So when you are kind of loving to you, you worship God. When you appreciate and connect with nature, you worship God, when you are kind to others -you are directly being kind to God, because in fact everyone and everything including the scooter you just got off of is in fact, God consciousness. You can call it pure consciousness, source energy, Christ consciousness, whatever you’d like to call it.

So in this lifetime your only job is to express yourself in truest identity and expression and have joy. That’s it!”

Well that’s it folks. Time to stop searching on your hamster wheel of life, I got all of our answers in one 30 minute theta session by my master masseuse Wati.

Your welcome.

You and I…our only job is to express our favorite things ever and do that in this lifetime. And when we do we become a magnet to everything we desire.

The trick is getting our alter ego to go along with the program.

And that my friend is a conversation for another day because it’s not going to be a quick discussion and I need my ego to be distracted while I talk to y’all about it.

For the fact that the ego doesn’t like to be exposed and all…